I don't know how many of you know about this site, but it raises my spirits on a daily basis. I found today's entry oddly familiar... http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/sp_getNothing.aspx  

Given the site, and the date, I should have realized that it was a joke. But I literally just spent the last 15 minutes preparing to lambaste the poster until I looked at all of the comments (I didn't want to repeat was someone said). I am such a dope.. http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Announcing-APDB-The-Worlds-Fastest-Database.aspx

I'm sorry I couldn't resist...