“It just runs slow these days” I’m sure you’ve heard this, or even said it, about a computer that’s a few years old. We remember the days when the computer was new, and it seemed to just fly – but that was then, and this is now. Change happens, things erode, and become slower. Cars, people, computers. I can accept that cars get slower. They lose ...

There is a lot of discussion about “the cloud”, and how that affects people’s data stories. Today the discussion enters the realm of T-SQL Tuesday, hosted this month by Jorge Segarra. Over the years, companies have invested a lot in making sure that their data is good, and I mean every aspect of it – the quality of it, the security of it, the ...

CONVERT_IMPLICIT isn’t the only problem with getting data types wrong. You might have the right type, but what if the length is wrong? This post will look at both getting the type wrong and getting the length wrong too. Let’s do some testing. We’ll need a table with indexes. I’d normally use one of the AdventureWorks versions for this, but as ...

Using a hammer to push in a screw isn’t a good idea, no matter how good the hammer is. We all know that. and yet there are times when we get frustrated at the ‘right tool’ and opt for the one that will work. Unfortunately, there are plenty of examples in the IT space – the topic of which is this month’s T-SQL Tuesday, hosted by Rick Krueger ...

Almost two years ago, I wrote about a method to use Table-Valued Parameters in SQL 2005 – or basically any environment that doesn’t support them natively. The idea was to use a View with an ‘instead of’ trigger. Essentially, the trigger acts as a stored procedure, which is then used to be able to handle all the rows however you want. That could ...

Infinitely better. 100% of the reads removed. Roughly 4000 (okay, 3890), down to zero. None. Let me explain... Obviously if there’s data being returned, there are reads needed. And obviously there is some CPU needed for SQL to be given a query and do anything at all. Luckily for me, performance of a query is typically evaluated using the ...

Let’s start with some basics and then jump in a bit deeper, for this post to go with the 40th T-SQL Tuesday, hosted this month by Jen McCown. SQL Server holds data, and that data is stored physically in files. Of course, in the database world we think of the data as living in tables*, so naturally there must be some sort of mapping between the ...

For the blog post that I’ll publish tomorrow, I wrote a query that I thought needed a blog post all of its own. This is that post. The query was this one. Its results aren’t that interesting, it’s just a list of dates with a random number between 0 and 99. Just some sample data that I thought I’d use. SELECT TOP ...

Every year, PowerShell increases its stranglehold on the Windows Server system and the applications that run upon it – with good reason too. Its consistent mechanisms for interaction between its scripting interface and the underlying systems make it easy for people to feel comfortable, and there is a discoverability that has been lacking in many ...

I was wrong – I passed the MCM lab last month. I know I thought I’d failed – I’m still surprised that I passed. Maybe I managed to satisfy enough of enough questions. Certainly none of the questions were beyond me, as I wrote just after I’d sat it. But I do know that I left more questions in an incomplete state than I would’ve liked. The things ...