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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://sqlblog.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Search results matching tags 'Speaking' and 'People'</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/search/SearchResults.aspx?o=DateDescending&amp;tag=Speaking,People&amp;orTags=0</link><description>Search results matching tags 'Speaking' and 'People'</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2.1 SP2 (Build: 61129.1)</generator><item><title>Come See Me. I'll Probably Be Just Down the Street Soon!</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2012/07/31/come-see-me-i-ll-probably-be-just-down-the-street-soon.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:02:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:44524</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>&lt;p style="line-height:19px;"&gt;Even though I've recently changed jobs, I'll still be speaking at a lot of SQL events across the country and internationally. &amp;nbsp;There are still a few trips that I've yet to finalize, in particular with the fine folks in Houston, run by my friend Nancy Hidy (&lt;a title="Nancy Hidy-Wilson's Blog" href="http://kevinekline.com/wp-admin/nancyhidywilson.wordpress.com"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a title="Nancy Hidy-Wilson's Twitter Feed" href="http://twitter.com/nancyhidywilson"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;), and my friends in San Francisco and Silicon Valley, run by my friend Mark Ginnebaugh (&lt;a title="Mark Ginnebaugh's Blog" href="http://www.designmind.com/blog"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a title="Mark Ginnebaugh's Twitter Feed" href="http://twitter.com/markginnebaugh"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;). &amp;nbsp;Also, do to some missed deadlines, it looks like I won't be speaking at the Nordic SQL Rally this fall. My bad! &amp;nbsp;On the other hand, you can see when checking my roster, that I hardly have time to catch my breath with this travel schedule.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;"&gt;I'll also be doing several on-line events with the&amp;nbsp;&lt;a title="PASS Professional Development Virtual Chapter" href="http://prof-dev.sqlpass.org/"&gt;PASS Professional Development Virtual Chapter&lt;/a&gt;, run by Mark Caldwell (&lt;a title="Mark Caldwell's Blog" href="http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/markc"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a title="Mark &amp;quot;Ajarn&amp;quot; Caldwell's Twitter Feed" href="http://twitter.com/ajarnmark"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;), through out the year.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;"&gt;Here's what's on the docket up through the start of the holiday season:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2 style="line-height:19px;"&gt;New York City&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Kevin Kline Speaks at SQL Saturday 158 in NYC" href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/158/eventhome.aspx"&gt;SQL Saturday 158&lt;/a&gt;, August 4&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2 style="line-height:19px;"&gt;The Colorado User Group Tour&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a title="Boulder SQL Server user group" href="https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups#!forum/boulder-sql-server-users-group"&gt;Boulder PASS user group meeting&lt;/a&gt;, August 14&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Colorado Springs SQL Server User Group" href="http://www.springssql.sqlpass.org/"&gt;Colorado Springs PASS user group meeting&lt;/a&gt;, August 15 (Register here for&amp;nbsp;&lt;a title="Registration for the Colorado Springs, CO user group meeting" href="http://kevinklinesprings.eventbrite.com/"&gt;Colorado Springs PASS user group meeting&lt;/a&gt;).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Denver, CO PASS user group" href="http://denver.sqlpass.org/"&gt;Denver PASS user group meeting&lt;/a&gt;, August 16&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;Comatose, August 17 (Not an actual city in CO).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2 style="line-height:19px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Orlando&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Kevin Kline Teaches SQL Server Performance Tuning" href="http://www.eventbrite.com/event/3895236758?ref=ebtn"&gt;SQL Saturday Performance Tuning Pre-Con&lt;/a&gt;, September 28&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Kevin Kline Speaks at SQL Saturday 151" href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/151/eventhome.aspx"&gt;SQL Saturday 151&lt;/a&gt;, September 29&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2 style="line-height:19px;"&gt;Online&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="SSWUG Fall vConference" href="http://www.vconferenceonline.com/event/home.aspx?id=661"&gt;SSWUG 2012 Fall vConference&lt;/a&gt;, Oct 2-4, (Please register using code 'VCKEVIN'. I will personally hug you, virtually.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2 style="line-height:19px;"&gt;Lincoln&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Kevin Kline's Real World Database Configuration and Tuning Full-Day Seminar" href="http://sqlsat165kevinkline.eventbrite.com/"&gt;SQL Saturday Performance Tuning Pre-Con&lt;/a&gt;, October 5&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Kevin Kline Speaks at SQL Saturday 165 in Lincoln, NE" href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/eventhome.aspx"&gt;SQL Saturday 165&lt;/a&gt;, October 6&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2 style="line-height:19px;"&gt;Cedar Rapids&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="East Iowa SQL Server User Group" href="http://www.380pass.org/"&gt;East Iowa PASS user group meeting&lt;/a&gt;, Oct 8 TBD&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Quad Cities Iowa SQL Server User Group" href="http://qcpass.sqlpass.org/"&gt;Quad City PASS user group meeting&lt;/a&gt;, Oct 9 TBD&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2 style="line-height:19px;"&gt;Nashville (Go Titans!)&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Leadership for IT Pros Full Day Seminar" href="http://www.eventbrite.com/event/3834146034?utm_source=eb_email&amp;amp;utm_medium=email&amp;amp;utm_campaign=new_eventv2&amp;amp;utm_term=eventname_text"&gt;SQL Saturday Leadership Skills for IT Pros Pre-Con&lt;/a&gt;, October 12&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Kevin Kline Speaks at SQL Saturday 146 in Nashville" href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/145/eventhome.aspx"&gt;SQL Saturday 145&lt;/a&gt;, October 13&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2 style="line-height:19px;"&gt;Seattle&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="SQL Connections and Dev Connections Events" href="http://devconnections.com/shows/fall2012/default.aspx?s=191"&gt;SQL Connections&lt;/a&gt;, Las Vegas, Nov 1-4&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sqlpass.org/summit/2012/"&gt;PASS Summit 2012&lt;/a&gt;, Seattle, Nov 6-9&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Let me know if you're nearby and if you're coming to any of these events. &amp;nbsp;I'd enjoy seeing you personally and getting a chance to shake your hand!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;"&gt;Hope to see you soon,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;"&gt;-Kevin&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;"&gt;-&lt;a title="Kevin E. Kline's Twitter Feed" href="http://twitter.com/kekline"&gt;Follow me on Twitter!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;"&gt;-More content at&amp;nbsp;&lt;a title="Kevin Kline's Professional Blog" href="http://kevinekline.com/"&gt;http://KevinEKline.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>The Year that was - 2011</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2012/01/06/the-year-that-was-2011.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:01:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:40873</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Looking back on 2011, I'm surprised by two occurances. First, I got a lot of work done, despite myself. My biggest obstacles to high-performance are all self-derived; procrastination, disorganization, and plain ol' laziness.  Second, I'm surprised I survived my personal travails. I've had my fill of frowns this year, from wayward children to caring for sick loved ones to self-inflicted injuries in 2011.  I'm glad to be closing the door on a few of those chapters and look forward to better times in 2012.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here's a run-down on my professional activities over the course of 2011:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Articles: 3&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Conference Spoken: 14&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Customer Calls: 124&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Customer Visits: 7&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Magazine Columns: 14&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;PASS Chapter Presentations: 12&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Pre-cons/Full-day Seminars: 7&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;SQL Saturdays: 4&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;SSWUG Sessions: 8&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Webcasts: 16&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Plus, I got to got on an awesome &lt;a title="SQLCruise - the best SQL Server training" href="http://sqlcruise.com/"&gt;SQLCruise&lt;/a&gt; and was featured on Richard Campbell's RunAsRadio show at least once (Richard's &lt;a title="Richard Campbell's Blog" href="http://www.campbellassociates.ca/blog"&gt;blog &lt;/a&gt;| &lt;a title="Richard Campbell's Twitter Feed" href="http://twitter.com/#!/richcampbell"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;).  (I was thinking that I'd been on twice in 2011. But that other appearance may have been in late 2010. My records aren't clear.)  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I was also put in charge of the &lt;a title="The SQLServerPedia Wiki" href="http://sqlserverpedia.com/"&gt;SQLServerPedia portion&lt;/a&gt; of the DBPedias sites.  Some statistics there:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;133 contributing bloggers&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;4,500 blog posts added in 2011 (out of a total 9,000 blog posts)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;57,000 content items added in 2011 (out of a total 138,000 content items)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Monday-Thursday all Pedias average 8,700 visits combined&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;1.9 million visits in 2011 (out of a total 3.8 million visits to Pedia sites since SQLServerPedia was started in 2008)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;2011 was also my year to jump into &lt;a title="Kevin Kline's twitter feed" href="http://twitter.com/kekline"&gt;Twitter&lt;/a&gt;.  By years end, I had accumulated:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;3,452 Tweets&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;531 Following&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;2,656 Followers&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;230 Listed&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think that my increase in tweets had a direct correlation on my decrease in blog posts.  Ironically, I have accumulated even more topics to blog about (I've somewhere around 630 nascent blog posts), but simply run out of time to put them into Wordpress.  My blogging activity for 2011 was down to 77 entries, about half what I wrote in 2010.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'll talk a little about my plans for 2012 in another post.  I hope to see you following me on &lt;a title="Kevin Kline's twitter feed" href="http://twitter.com/kekline"&gt;Twitter&lt;/a&gt; soon!  Thanks,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Kevin&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Here, There, and Everywhere; Speaking in Fall 2011, Part 1</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2011/09/02/here-there-and-everywhere-speaking-in-fall-2011-part-1.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 16:33:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:38234</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>&lt;br&gt;The last quarter of the year is usually my busiest due to the fantastic PASS Summit and SQLBits events.  The fall looks a little different ... &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;BECAUSE IT WILL BE EVEN BUSIER!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;  Here's a rundown of where I'll be this fall through mid-October:
&amp;nbsp;
&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href="http://sqlcon.net"&gt;&lt;img src="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sqlcon_de_02-300x106.jpg" class="size-medium wp-image-1780 aligncenter" style="border:1px solid black;margin:5px;" title="sqlcon_de_02" alt="" height="106" width="300"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;BASTA! SQLCON.NET&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;h4&gt;September 26 to 29; Mainz, Germany&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
This &lt;a href="http://sqlcon.net" title="Basta!"&gt;big developer and admin conference&lt;/a&gt; runs from September 26 to 29 in Mainz, Germany.  I'll be delivering at least one session and hobnobbing with Quest customers, friends, and in a very weird twist, my oldest daughter Emily, who will be in the Rhineland at the exact same time on a graduation present I'd been planning for her since graduation in June.
&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p style="text-align:center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.sqlbits.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/SQLBitsLogo-300x101.png" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1781" style="border:1px solid black;margin:5px;" title="SQLBitsLogo" alt="SQLBitsLogo" height="101" width="300" align="left"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;SQLBits - Query Across the Mercy
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;h4&gt;September 29 to October 1; Liverpool, United Kingdom&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
One of my favorite conferences of the year! The organizers are great. The speakers are great! The attendees are great!! The venues are great!!! The lunches are ... um ... adequate.  I'm doing all an new session on &lt;a href="http://kevinekline.com/slides/understanding-and-preventing-sql-injection-attacks/" title="SQL Injection Attack" target="_blank"&gt;SQL Injection attack&lt;/a&gt;, this time with LOTS of demos kindly written by an attendee at one of my sessions in Cologne.  He like the session so much, he decided to build demos to go along with it.  (Thanks again, Volker!)
And if you've attended before, you know how much fun our now traditional &lt;a href="http://kevinekline.com/2011/04/18/and-the-winner-of-the-sqlbits8-pub-quiz-is-drumroll-please/" title="And the Winner is...?" target="_blank"&gt;IT Horror Stories and IT Bingo Trivia&lt;/a&gt; sessions are.  Make plans to attend these standing-room only sessions, before the fire marshal kicks us all out of the room for overfilling it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.sqlpass.org"&gt;&lt;img src="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/PASS-2011-Badge.jpg" class="size-full wp-image-1782 alignleft" style="border:1px solid black;margin:5px;" title="PASS 2011 Badge" alt="" height="171" width="307"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;


&lt;br&gt;&lt;h3&gt;The PASS Summit&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;p&gt;
Seriously.  This is the one.  If you can attend only one SQL Server training and community event in a given year, this is the one.  Over 150 sessions and pre-conference seminars.  Most everyone who is on the list of "who's who" in the world of SQL Server and Microsoft-related data management and development will be in attendance.  And a large number of the Microsoft R&amp;amp;D team that builds, documents, and supports SQL Server will also be there.
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Plus, more details to come on these events: &lt;a href="http://sqlzaterdag.nl/" title="Netherlands SQL Saturday" target="_blank"&gt;Netherlands SQL Saturday&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.sqlserverdays.be/" title="Belgium SQL Server Days" target="_blank"&gt;Belgium SQL Server Day&lt;/a&gt;s, and &lt;a href="http://www.sqlpass.org/sqlrally/2011/nordic/" title="PASS SQLRally Nordic" target="_blank"&gt;SQLRally Nordic&lt;/a&gt;.
&amp;nbsp;
&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I hope to see you there in person!
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;-Kevin
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;-Follow me on &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/kekline" title="C'mon. You know you want to!"&gt;Twitter&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Back in Atlanta! Wed, Feb 9 2011</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2011/02/07/back-in-atlanta-wed-feb-9-2011.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 17:04:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:33270</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>&lt;br&gt;&lt;div id="refHTML"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;

&lt;a href="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Chicago-SQL-Saturday-31.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Chicago-SQL-Saturday-31-300x275.jpg" class="size-medium wp-image-1525" title="Chicago SQL Saturday 31" alt="" height="275" width="300"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;
I always enjoy spending time with my friends from Atlanta, as well as meeting folks and making new friends. If you live in the Atlanta area, I hope you'll join me on the evening of Wednesday, February 9th, 2011.  Details are at the &lt;a href="http://www.atlantamdf.com" title="What's with the &amp;quot;MDF&amp;quot;?" target="_blank"&gt;Atlanta SQL Server user group website&lt;/a&gt;.
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;
It's common knowledge that I have a terrible memory for many things.  However, one of the few things that my memory is usually really good at is remember names &amp;amp; faces (and remembering stories, but that is another story as well).

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's only in the last couple years that I've gotten to know Atlanta-area folks like Aaron Nelson (&lt;a href="http://sqlvariant.com" title="Better than &amp;quot;sqldeviant&amp;quot;" target="_blank"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/sqlvariant" title="Better than &amp;quot;sqldeviant&amp;quot;" target="_blank"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;), at left.  Aaron likes to tease me because the first time or two we talked after our initial introduction, I kept getting his name wrong.  That's uncharacteristic of me.  But, hey, I was distracted because Aaron had brought his 12 year old daughter along and I kept wishing that I'd brought mine!  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Aaron has really good content on SQL Server and PowerShell on his blog and in his presentations.  Don't miss out!&amp;nbsp;

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kevin-and-Stuart-2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kevin-and-Stuart-2-300x224.jpg" class="size-medium wp-image-1526" title="Kevin and Stuart 2" alt="" height="224" width="300"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Another person in the Atlanta area I've enjoyed getting to know better is Stuart Ainsworth (&lt;a href="http://codegumbo.com" title="A delicious gumbo of, um, code" target="_blank"&gt;blog &lt;/a&gt;| &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/stuarta" title="He's got a picture of a gator on his website" target="_blank"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;).  Stuart has really stepped up to the plate these last couple years as a leader and a volunteer.  I'm really impressed with his efforts, especially because they're in very important but rather invisible and thankless tasks.  One example is his work in succession governance for &lt;a href="http://www.sqlpass.org" title="The Professional Assocation for SQL Server" target="_blank"&gt;PASS&lt;/a&gt;.  Stuart, I salute you and thank you for your efforts.

I hope to see y'all there!  And if I don't, y'all come up and visit us in Nashville some time.

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cheers,

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;-Kev

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;
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&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description></item><item><title>See You in St Louis, and then London, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Stockholm, and York, UK</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2010/09/07/see-you-in-st-louis-and-then-london-amsterdam-copenhagen-stockholm-and-york-uk.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 20:55:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:28610</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>&lt;div&gt;
Good grief, there's a lot of travel in my future.  &amp;lt;sigh ... deep breath&amp;gt; It'll be exhausting and it'll be hard to lose so much time with the family.  But if I'm able to avoid travel mishaps, it'll be fun.
&lt;h2&gt;&lt;em&gt; &lt;/em&gt;
&lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stlssug.org/images/home-pic1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.stlssug.org/images/home-pic1.jpg" class=" " alt="" width="360" height="276"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;em&gt;Meet Me In St. Louis&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
I'll be speaking in St. Louis, MO on Tuesday, September 14th for their mid-day meeting.  The details, as I have them, are:
&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tuesday, September 14, 2010 1-4pm&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;Location: Microsoft St. Louis Office, Three City Place Drive, Suite 1100, St. Louis, MO 63141
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.microsoft.com/about/companyinformation/usaoffices/northcentral/stlouis.mspx"&gt;http://www.microsoft.com/about/companyinformation/usaoffices/northcentral/stlouis.mspx&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;Parking is in the garage behind / next to the building.  There is an entrance to the building from the 2nd floor in the garage.
&lt;a href="http://www.stlssug.org/docs/2010_September_14_Meeting_Announcement.doc"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stlssug.org/docs/2010_September_14_Meeting_Announcement.doc"&gt;Additional details and instructions on how to log in&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Speaker&lt;/b&gt;: Kevin Kline, Quest Software
&lt;b&gt;Topic&lt;/b&gt;: SQL Server Internals and Architecture
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Speaker&lt;/b&gt;: Kevin Kline, Quest Software
&lt;b&gt;Topic&lt;/b&gt;: SQL Statement Tuning with Query Optimizer Strategies&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;
I'll be giving away free t-shirts, posters, an eBook or three, and backrubs (super-models, only).
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;em&gt;SQL Bits, On the Cheap&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;div&gt;
&lt;a href="http://sqlbits.com/information/Pricing.aspx"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.livingtravel.com/europe/england/yorkshire_northeast/York8.jpg" class=" " title="York Cathedral a.k.a. &amp;quot;York Minster&amp;quot;" alt="" width="305" height="500"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I’ve tweeted previously about the &lt;a href="http://sqlbits.com/" title="SQLBits" target="_blank"&gt;SQL Bits conference&lt;/a&gt; in York on September 30th – October 2nd, but this is my first blog post about it.  Now is the time to settle your plans to attend.  And while you're settling those plans, take advantage of Quest Software's 20% discount on the Thursday and Friday sessions requiring payment.  Just be sure to use  the code &lt;strong&gt;QST20 &lt;/strong&gt;when you register.
The Saturday is free for everyone.  Note - I said FREE.  So if you're struggling to convince your boss of the  value of the time off and cost required to attend these events, then at least plan to attend Saturday.  But as you can see &lt;a href="http://sqlbits.com/information/Pricing.aspx" title="Inexpensive and Affordable" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;, the prices are quite low compared to most other conferences of similar quality.
I firmly  believe the standard for &lt;a href="http://sqlbits.com/information/PublicSpeakers.aspx" title="SQL Bits Speakers" target="_blank"&gt;speakers&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://sqlbits.com/information/Agenda.aspx" title="SQL Bits Agenda" target="_blank"&gt;content&lt;/a&gt; at SQLBits is second to none in the UK.  I'll be a wallflower in comparison to other friends of mine also speaking at the event, such as &lt;a href="http://www.brentozar.com/" title="Brent Ozar Blog" target="_blank"&gt;Brent Ozar&lt;/a&gt;, a MCM SQL Server and former colleague now working with SQLSkills, &lt;a href="http://blogs.msdn.com/b/buckwoody/" title="Buck Woody Blog" target="_blank"&gt;Buck Woody&lt;/a&gt;, the well-known "Real World DBA" and senior technical specialist from Microsoft, as well as many other SQL Server MVPs, authors, and speakers, such as the event organizer, &lt;a href="http://sqlblog.com/controlpanel/blogs/sqlblogcasts.com/blogs/simons/" title="Simon says &amp;quot;Go to SQLBits!&amp;quot;" target="_blank"&gt;Simon Sabin&lt;/a&gt;, and Quest Software SQL Server expert and editor-in-chief of SQLServerPedia, &lt;a href="http://www.iainkick.com/archive/2010/08/sql-bits-7-massive-discount/" title="Massive Discounts, I say!" target="_blank"&gt;Iain Kick&lt;/a&gt;.  Some sessions I'm looking forward to include:
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
	
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Monitoring and Tuning Parallel Query Execution - Part II – R Meyyappan&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
	
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Where the bl**dy h*** are you? (Spatial Data Visualisation)  - Rob Farley &lt;/strong&gt;(all the way from Adelaide, Australia)&lt;strong&gt;
&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
	
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Introduction to Performance Analysis and Tuning – Simon Sabin&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
	
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Oracle for SQL Server DBAs – Gavin Payne&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
	
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Lies, Damned Lies And Statistics. Making The Most Out of SQL Server Statistics - Maciej Pilecki &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
	
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Extreme scaling with SQL Azure – Martin Schmidt&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
	
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Automating SSIS - Andre Kamman&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div&gt;
Attendance  will definitely enhance your skills and ability to do your job. The added bonus is that York is a  lovely place to visit with a beautiful and storied cathedral, so I highly recommend the event for all SQL  Server professionals.
Prior to SQLBits, I'll be presenting in London, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, and Stockholm.  I hope you can attend an event closer to you if you cannot make it to York!
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;em&gt;And Just to Make Sure I'm Thoroughly Frozen...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://sqlsaturday.com/58/eventhome.aspx"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.teambuildinginc.com/images_cities/Minneapolis.jpg" class=" " alt="" width="484" height="392"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;While I usually have a policy against visiting places cold enough to die between the front door and the mailbox, I'll be stopping in at SQL Saturday 58 in Minnesota for a SQL Saturday taking place on &lt;em&gt;Friday &lt;/em&gt;(not a typo), October 29th, the day after my birthday.  I'll be 21 years old and, since I'm now of legal drinking age, you should by me a drink.  The event organizer, as well as my friend and fellow MVP, &lt;a href="http://stratesql.com/" title="He's Promised to do a Polar Bear Dip in his skivvies for the event" target="_blank"&gt;Jason Strate&lt;/a&gt;, just &lt;span style="text-decoration:underline;"&gt;has &lt;/span&gt;to be different by holding the event on a Friday, eh? Track the event on twitter using the hash tag #sqlsat58.
Read all the details &lt;a href="http://sqlsaturday.com/58/eventhome.aspx" title="At least there's frozen custard!" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; and register asap!
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Once finished in Minnesota, I'll barely get a breather in before heading right back out for the big &lt;a href="http://www.sqlpass.org/summit/na2010/" title="I'll be staying thru Saturday this year" target="_blank"&gt;PASS 2010 Summit&lt;/a&gt; in Seattle from Nov 8 -11.
Hope to see you at one of these events soon!
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Best regards,
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;-Kevin
&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/kekline" title="&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Skwawk Skwawk!&amp;lt;&amp;lt;" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/kekline" title="&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Skwawk Skwawk!&amp;lt;&amp;lt;" target="_blank"&gt;Twitter @kekline&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;More content at &lt;a href="http://KevinEKline.com" title="Dat's a Spicy Meatball!" target="_blank"&gt;http://KevinEKline.com&amp;nbsp; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;div id="refHTML"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>New on KEK.com - Presentation: SQL Server for Oracle DBAs</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2010/08/02/new-on-kek-com-presentation-sql-server-for-oracle-dbas.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 12:23:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:27492</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Back in late May, my pal Buck Woody (&lt;a href="http://blogs.msdn.com/b/buckwoody/" title="His name is Buck Woody, but his police rap sheet says 'Buck &amp;quot;Stabhappy&amp;quot; Woody'" target="_blank"&gt;blog &lt;/a&gt;| &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/buckwoody" title="If you like SQL Server, follow his tweets!" target="_blank"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;) and I presented &lt;i&gt;SQL Server for the Oracle DBA&lt;/i&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Buck played Jerry Lewis' role, while I played the straight man a la Dean Martin.&amp;nbsp; You can see the recording and slide deck &lt;a href="http://www.quest.com/events/listdetails.aspx?contentid=11608&amp;amp;technology=34&amp;amp;prod=&amp;amp;prodfamily=&amp;amp;loc="&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Since both Buck and I spent a considerable number of years working on Oracle, we felt like we had pretty good legs to stand on doing this presentation.&amp;nbsp; Here's the abstract:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;In
 enterprise IT, database professionals  face a mixed-bag of platforms 
within their environments -- and the  overlapping duties that go along 
with them. Whether you like it or not,  you get asked to support Microsoft SQL Server operations even though you're an Oracle DBA.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;In this instructive webcast, experts from Microsoft and Quest with years of experience in both platforms will discuss the biggest issues and areas of interest for Oracle DBAs who need to work on Microsoft
  SQL Server. You'll learn their tips and tricks for efficiency and gain
 a  deeper understanding of SQL Server to help you add more value than 
ever  to your organization. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
Of course, there are always questions and we aim to please.&amp;nbsp; Here are
 the transcripts of the Q&amp;amp;A chat session (below) that accompanies 
the presentation.&amp;nbsp; The only editing I did was ... [&lt;a href="http://kevinekline.com/?p=570" title="Recent Presentation on SQL Server for Oracle DBAs" target="_blank"&gt;READ MORE&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;div id="refHTML"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Two Free Training Webcasts Open for Registration</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2010/05/24/two-free-training-webcasts-open-for-registration.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 20:59:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:25482</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="" name="11473"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;We've got two sessions that you need to sign up 
for right away.&amp;nbsp; The upcoming webcast for Oracle-oriented folks has huge
 registration numbers.&amp;nbsp; So get in while you still can before we hit the 
limit of what LiveMeeting can handle.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quest.com/events/listdetails.aspx?contentid=11473&amp;amp;technology=&amp;amp;prod=&amp;amp;prodfamily=&amp;amp;loc=" target="_blank" title="Those late to the session will be force to
 count to 100 in octal in front of the entire class."&gt;Pain
 of the Week: SQL Server for  the Oracle DBA&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Webcast:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;font color="#323232"&gt;&lt;font color="#323232"&gt;&lt;font color="#323232"&gt;SQL Server for the Oracle DBA&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;Date:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
 &lt;b&gt;&lt;span&gt;Thursday,
 May 27, 2010&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;span&gt;(Just a couple days hence!)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Time:&lt;/b&gt; 8 
a.m. Pacific / 11  a.m. Eastern /&amp;nbsp;4 p.m. United Kingdom / 5 p.m. Central
 Europe&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Duration:&lt;/b&gt; 45-60 minutes&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Cost:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;FREE&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In
 enterprise IT,  database professionals face a mixed-bag of platforms 
within their  environments -- and the overlapping duties that go along 
with them.  Whether you like it or not, you get asked to support 
Microsoft SQL  Server operations even though you're an Oracle DBA. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In
 this  instructive webcast, experts from Microsoft and Quest with years 
of  experience in both platforms will discuss the biggest issues and 
areas  of interest for Oracle DBAs who need to work on Microsoft SQL 
Server.  You'll learn their tips and tricks for efficiency and gain a 
deeper  understanding of SQL Server to help you add more value than ever
 to your  organization. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Presenters:&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/b&gt;Kevin Kline, SQL 
 Server MVP, Quest Software&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogs.msdn.com/buckwoody/" target="_blank" title="He's strangely 
magnetic to Road Island Red hens."&gt;Buck Woody&lt;/a&gt;,&amp;nbsp;Senior 
Technology Specialist,  SQL Server, Microsoft&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#323232"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quest.com/events/listdetails.aspx?contentid=11479&amp;amp;technology=34&amp;amp;prod=&amp;amp;prodfamily=&amp;amp;loc=" target="_blank" title="Sign up soon or else you won't get a seat!
 ...  Just kiddin', it's virtual!"&gt;Pain
 of the Week: Easy Ways to Fix  Hard SQL Server Problems - Without a 
Guru&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Webcast:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;font color="#323232"&gt;&lt;font color="#323232"&gt;&lt;font color="#323232"&gt;Easy Ways  to Fix Hard SQL Server Problems – Without a 
Guru&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;b&gt;Date:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt; Thursday, June 17, 2010&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Time:&lt;/b&gt;
 8 a.m. Pacific / 11  a.m. Eastern /&amp;nbsp;4 p.m. United Kingdom / 5 p.m. 
Central Europe&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Duration:&lt;/b&gt; 45-60 minutes&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Cost:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;FREE&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;In
 this  instructive webcast, you’ll learn straightforward methods for  
troubleshooting and resolving common poorly performing stored procedures
  and queries in SQL Server 2008. The presenters will show you how to  
easily:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Read query execution plans and identify bottlenecks  
in performance&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Record system performance metrics for trend  
analysis&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Design databases and write Transact–SQL code to avoid  
common problems&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Understand what an index is, what it does, and  
how to build one&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Use industry-accepted best practices and  
develop your own to arrive at optimal database performance&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Much
  of the webcast is based on Grant’s book, "&lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1430219025?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;tag=chaosinmoti00-20&amp;amp;linkCode=as2&amp;amp;camp=1789&amp;amp;creative=390957&amp;amp;creativeASIN=1430219025&amp;amp;gt;SQLServer2008QueryPerformanceTuningDistilled&amp;amp;lt;/a&amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;lt;imgsrc=http://www.asso" target="_blank" title="An
 excellent book that I highly recommend."&gt;SQL
  Server 2008 Query Performance Tuning Distilled.&lt;/a&gt;"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Don’t miss 
 this chance to get practical advice from working experts instead of 
just  theories from academics!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Presenters:&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/b&gt;Kevin 
Kline, SQL  Server MVP, Quest Software&lt;font color="#323232"&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;a href="http://scarydba.wordpress.com/about/" target="_blank" title="He's been known to wear a kilt - of his own free 
will even!"&gt;Grant  Fritchey&lt;/a&gt;, “Scary”
 DBA from FM Global&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>SQL Saturday is Coming to Nashville! Won't You?</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2010/05/17/sql-saturday-is-coming-to-nashville-won-t-you.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 02:42:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:25238</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>&lt;h1&gt;How 'Bout a Little Context?&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let me be direct with you.&amp;nbsp; I love &lt;a href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/" title="The Object of My 
Affectation, er, Affection" target="_blank"&gt;SQL Saturday&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;
 If it were a &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000161/" title="Truth be told, if I'm gonna fantasize about 
marrying the unattainable, it'd be this woman." target="_blank"&gt;woman&lt;/a&gt;,
 I'd marry it.&amp;nbsp; (Avoiding all extraneous thoughts of what my &lt;i&gt;real &lt;/i&gt;wife
 would say, etc etc). &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Check out this fun &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/m-i-k-e/sets/72157623750844255/" title="Flickr pickr 
in Chicagr" target="_blank"&gt;Flickr Feed from the recent SQL Saturday in Chicago&lt;/a&gt; 
or &lt;a href="http://twitpic.com/1g9q8j" title="@BrentO and I bustin' da rhymes!" target="_blank"&gt;these picks&lt;/a&gt; by Jorge Segara (&lt;a href="http://sqlchicken.com/" target="_blank" title="Neither feathered, nor delicious when battered and fried"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;
 | &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/sqlchicken" target="_blank" title="He's like the San Diego Chicken, but for 
SQL Server - oh and with less mascot equipment"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;) to see the sort of fun
 that's in store.&amp;nbsp; But who can argue with a day of free SQL Server 
training and a chance to network with great presenters and a wide swath 
of your peers?&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="mceTemp mceIEcenter"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/m-i-k-e/4528329686/in/set-72157623750844255/.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/yo-mama-01.jpg" class="size-full wp-image-542 " title="Kevin &amp;amp; Brent Keynote" alt="Kevin keynoting with Brent Ozar at the Chicago SQL Saturday" width="455" height="313"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Keynotes are more fun when the put-downs fly!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I've tried to support SQL Saturday as much as I can since Andy Warren
 (&lt;a href="http://www.sqlandy.com/" target="_blank" title="He's one of the original founders of 
SQLServerCentral and is, in fact, so old that he signed the original 
Articles of Confederacy"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/sqlandy" target="_blank" title="Not 
to be mistaken for SQLOpey, SQLGomer, or other citizens of SQLMayberry"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;)
 launched the program a couple years back and have spoken at several.&amp;nbsp; 
You might say to yourself, "Self, Kevin works for a &lt;a href="http://sqlserver.quest.com/" title="The Most 
Awesome Database Vendor on the Planet!  Check Please..." target="_blank"&gt;vendor&lt;/a&gt;. Don't they &lt;i&gt;want&lt;/i&gt; him to speak at as 
many SQL Saturdays as is humanly possible?"&amp;nbsp; Well, Mr. Self, you'd be 
mistaken.&amp;nbsp; You see there's a keyword in the name that might reveal why 
my employer doesn't provide unlimited enthusiasm for me to speak ... 
it's the &lt;i&gt;SATURDAY&lt;/i&gt; part of the whole thing.&amp;nbsp; Yes, of course, my 
employer wants me there.&amp;nbsp; But they also recognize that Saturdays are my 
own and that, if I spend a day or two there on the weekend (including 
the travel time), then that's a sacrifice of my own choice.&amp;nbsp; I would 
still need to be at work and on task bright and early on Monday 
morning.&amp;nbsp; Not that they'd make me, it's just that my job is the sort 
that work is never simply skipped, it is only ever &lt;i&gt;deferred&lt;/i&gt;.&amp;nbsp; So 
if I took a comp day, which they'd gladly provide, I'd still have to 
finish the work somehow, someway.&amp;nbsp; All of this goes to say that I 
really, really love SQL Saturday, the community vibe that it creates, 
the volunteers who drive it, the folks who attend.&amp;nbsp; So I'm happy to give
 up a few days throughout the year to support it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h1&gt;Come to Nashville in August!&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;Guitar, Cowboy Boots, Cowboy Hat, and Tight Denim &lt;u&gt;NOT&lt;/u&gt; 
Required&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My good friends Joe Webb (&lt;a href="http://webbtechsolutions.com/blog/" target="_blank" title="He's awesome, 
despite being an Auburn fan and graduate."&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/joewebb" target="_blank" title="Follow Joe!"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;) and Louis Davidson (&lt;a href="http://kevinekline.com/wp-admin/sqlblog.com/blogs/louis_davidson/default.aspx" target="_blank" title="Dr. SQL is his name and DB Design is his game 
(Note: not a real doctor)"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;
 | &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/drsql" target="_blank" title="They called him &amp;quot;Dr Squeel&amp;quot; in 
medical school"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;) have been angling to host a
 SQL Saturday here in Nashville for quite a while.&amp;nbsp; As co-leaders of &lt;a href="http://nashville.sqlpass.org/" target="_blank" title="Y'all come back now, y'hear?"&gt;the local PASS chapter in middle 
Tennessee&lt;/a&gt;, it made a lot of sense to host an event like this.&amp;nbsp; I 
wasn't at all resistant to the idea, I just didn't want to do the work 
myself.&amp;nbsp; However, they did a great job of getting the ball rolling and 
even took on the majority of work themselves.&amp;nbsp; Together with other 
volunteers in our local chapter - Shelton Dickson, Roberto Lopez, and &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/christinaleo" target="_blank" title="Her Italian-ness is extra zesty"&gt;Christina Leo&lt;/a&gt; - we've all set
 to work to host SQL Saturday #51. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The event will be hosted on 
Saturday, August 21st at the shiny new facility of &lt;a href="http://www.nscc.edu/" target="_blank" title="They're not even charging for these excellent facilities!"&gt;Nashville 
State Community College&lt;/a&gt; located at 120 White Bridge Rd.  Nashville, 
TN 37209:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tbr.state.tn.us/schools/default.aspx?id=3224"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.tbr.state.tn.us/uploadedImages/Schools_and_Campuses/Community_College_Profiles/Nashville_State_Technical_Community_College/Nashville%20State%20Library%20and%20Student%20life.jpg" alt="Provided at No Charge by the Wonderful Folks at Nashville State 
Community College" title="NCSS" class="aligncenter" width="200" height="170"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If
 you'd like to attend, check out all the details &lt;a href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/51/eventhome.aspx" target="_blank" title="SQL Saturday in Nashville. What could be better, I ask?"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Joe Webb 
and Christina Leo get all the credit for logistics.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If
 you'd like to speak, read the details in our call for speakers &lt;a href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/51/callforspeakers.aspx" target="_blank" title="Call for Presenters Who Can Say &amp;quot;Y'all&amp;quot;
 is Open"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; 
Louis Davidson is running the program selection process.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If
 you'd like to sponsor, sign up on-line &lt;a href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/51/sponsors.aspx" target="_blank" title="In the
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is a $10 fee if you want us to provide lunch.&amp;nbsp; And remember, &lt;i&gt;seats 
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Join Us for 24 Hours of SQL Server Training&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 Ozar&lt;/a&gt;) are presenting?!?&lt;br&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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12:00 GMT (UTC) on &lt;b&gt;May 19&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;When does it  start? 12:00 GMT (UTC):&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;New York:&lt;/b&gt; 08:00&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Chicago:&lt;/b&gt; 07:00&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;San Francisco:&lt;/b&gt; 05:00&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;London:&lt;/b&gt; 13:00&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Paris:&lt;/b&gt; 14:00&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Moscow:&lt;/b&gt; 16:00&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Mumbai:&lt;/b&gt; 17:30&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Singapore:&lt;/b&gt; 20:00&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Sydney: &lt;/b&gt;22:00&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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exceptional event.     Please contact us at &lt;a href="mailto:24hrs@sqlpass.org" target="_blank"&gt;24hrs@sqlpass.org&lt;/a&gt; with any questions.&amp;nbsp; You can also find lots of general details at &lt;a href="http://www.sqlpass.org/24hours/2010/"&gt;http://www.sqlpass.org/24hours/2010/&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Collaboration Nation Call to Action! Calling All SQL Server Bloggers and Twitterers</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2010/03/12/collaboration-nation-call-to-action-calling-all-sql-server-bloggers-and-twitterers.aspx</link><pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 01:15:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:23317</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>&lt;h2&gt;The Suggestion&lt;br&gt;
&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The &lt;a href="http://www.mla.org/" target="_blank" title="Lociento hombre - Enlish only..."&gt;Modern Language Association&lt;/a&gt;
hasn't made up all the new rules yet to govern how one blogger should
reverence, er, reference another in their blog posts.&amp;nbsp; But they
should!&amp;nbsp; Let's get that ball rolling for them.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'm not exactly
sure who started this format, but it's my favorite.&amp;nbsp; When writing a
blog post in which you mention another person's blog, let's do it like
this:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt; "blogger name (blog_hyperlink | twitter_hyperlink)"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So, we might read a blog post by my friend Kimberly Tripp (&lt;a href="http://www.sqlskills.com/blogs/kimberly/" target="_blank" title="She has scuba dived with giant squids. And, no, by that I do NOT mean Paul."&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/KimberlyLTripp" target="_blank" title="It is VERY important not to leave out the &amp;quot;w&amp;quot; when referencing twitter.com. You'll be taken to a VERY different website if you ever leave out that &amp;quot;w&amp;quot;."&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;) that might look something like this:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;"...the
Scottish Terrier was so well known in early American society that as
recently as the 1910's, Manhattanite nannies instructed their young
charges to be good else the "Scottish Terrier" would eat them, after a
lengthy session of slobbery nuzzling and years of canine devotion.&amp;nbsp; It
is for this very reason that I've given my Scots/English husband, Paul
Randal (&lt;a href="http://www.sqlskills.com/blogs/paul/" target="_blank" title="Looks almost as good in drag as Eddie Izzard!"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt; |&lt;a href="http://kevinekline.com/wp-admin/www.twitter.com/PaulRandal" target="_blank" title="A distant relative of Randal Flagg, from &amp;quot;The Stand&amp;quot; and other Steven King books."&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;),
several variations of the nickname&amp;nbsp; "Scottish terrier", "scotty",
"snotty", and "scotsnots" until such a time as needed for me to roll up
the newspaper, give him a good spanking, and stick his nose in ..."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well, you get the point.&amp;nbsp; And didja notice that I worked in not just one, but &lt;b&gt;TWO&lt;/b&gt;
entire examples of the blog-reference syntax?!?&amp;nbsp; I can hardly believe
my own craftiness.&amp;nbsp; I went to university for four years to learn that
y'know - and to learn how to funnel beer - but I digress.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;The Call To Action&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One thing I love about the SQL Server community is our very &lt;i&gt;community-ness&lt;/i&gt;.&amp;nbsp;
(I also like the fact that you'll let me invent stupid words on the fly
without too much criticism.)&amp;nbsp; So, let's make the glob, {ah! damned
dyslexia!} , blog reference business even easier &lt;i&gt;by having you&lt;/i&gt; (yes, &lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;YOU&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;) post your own blog &amp;amp; twitter links as a comment here.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align:center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;I
repeat - post a comment &lt;a href="http://kevinekline.com/2010/03/12/collaboration-nation-call-to-action-calling-all-sql-server-bloggers-and-twitterers/" title="A rising tide floats all boats, or something like that..." target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; containing your name, blog (with embedded
hyperlink to your blog), and twitter (with embedded hyperlink to my
twitter, er, YOUR twitter account).&amp;nbsp; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'll then repost a brand new shiny article with a full compendium to &lt;i&gt;everyone's&lt;/i&gt; blog &amp;amp; twitter hyperlinks (except Brent Ozar's (&lt;a href="http://brentozar.com/" target="_blank" title="Just kidding, Brent! You know I love ya man!"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/brento" target="_blank" title="Can we call him &amp;quot;Borat-ozar&amp;quot;?"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;)
) which you can save to some obscure cranny of Outlook or WordPerfect
to call up at a moments notice when the urge to both blog and reference
other bloggers strikes you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks and looking forward to seeing your blog reference soon!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;-Kev&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;-Twitter @kekline&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div id="refHTML"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>