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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://sqlblog.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Search results matching tags 'Developer', 'Administration', and 'Speaking'</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/search/SearchResults.aspx?o=DateDescending&amp;tag=Developer,Administration,Speaking&amp;orTags=0</link><description>Search results matching tags 'Developer', 'Administration', and 'Speaking'</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2.1 SP2 (Build: 61129.1)</generator><item><title>SQLintersection!</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2013/03/27/sqlintersection.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 13:47:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:48432</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;font-size:13.333333969116211px;line-height:18.99305534362793px;"&gt;The best emotion to describe how I'm feeling is 'astounded'. &amp;nbsp;I'm astounded that I'm in such august company to be speaking the&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.sqlintersection.com/"&gt;SQLIntersection&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;(&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/iSQL"&gt;#iSQL&lt;/a&gt;)&amp;nbsp;conference. &amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.sqlskills.com/blogs/kimberly/sqlintersection-new-conference/"&gt;Read the blog post from my first SQL Server mentor, Kimberly Tripp, which tells you all about SQLintersection&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;font-size:13.333333969116211px;line-height:18.99305534362793px;"&gt;Check out this list of speakers:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;font-size:13.333333969116211px;line-height:18.99305534362793px;"&gt;&lt;li&gt;Aaron Bertrand, Sr. Consultant, SQL Sentry, Inc. [&lt;a href="http://sqlblog.com/blogs/aaron_bertrand/default.aspx"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/AaronBertrand"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Andrew J. Kelly, Mentor, SolidQ [&lt;a href="http://sqlblog.com/blogs/andrew_kelly/default.aspx"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/gunneyk"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Bob Ward, Principal Architect Escalation Engineer, Microsoft [&lt;a href="http://blogs.msdn.com/b/psssql/"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/bobwardms"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Brent Ozar, Brent Ozar Unlimited [&lt;a href="http://www.brentozar.com/"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/BrentO"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Conor Cunningham, Principal Architect, SQL Server, Microsoft [&lt;a href="http://blogs.msdn.com/b/conor_cunningham_msft/"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Grant Fritchey, Product Evangelist, Red Gate Software [&lt;a href="http://www.scarydba.com/"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/GFritchey"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Jeremiah Peschka, Brent Ozar Unlimited [&lt;a href="http://www.brentozar.com/"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/PeschkaJ"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Joseph Sack, Principal Consultant, SQLskills.com [&lt;a href="http://www.sqlskills.com/blogs/Joe"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/JosephSack"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Kendra Little, Managing Director, Brent Ozar Unlimited [&lt;a href="http://www.brentozar.com/"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/KendraLittle"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Kevin Kline, Director of Engineering Services, SQL Sentry, Inc. [&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/default.aspx"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/KeKline"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Kimberly L. Tripp, President/Founder, SQLskills.com [&lt;a href="http://www.sqlskills.com/blogs/Kimberly"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/KimberlyLTripp"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Mat Young, Senior Director of Products, Fusion-io [&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.fusionio.com/blog"&gt;blog&amp;nbsp;&lt;/a&gt;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/iSpider"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Paul S. Randal, CEO / Owner, SQLskills.com [&lt;a href="http://www.sqlskills.com/blogs/Paul"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/PaulRandal"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Paul White, SQL Kiwi Limited [&lt;a href="http://sqlblog.com/blogs/paul_white/default.aspx"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/SQL_Kiwi"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Steve Jones, Editor, SQLServerCentral.com [&lt;a href="http://www.sqlservercentral.com/blogs/Steve_Jones/"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/WayOutwest"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Sumeet Bansal, Principal Solutions Architect, Fusion-io [&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.fusionio.com/blog"&gt;blog&amp;nbsp;&lt;/a&gt;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/SumeetBansal_"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;font-size:13.333333969116211px;line-height:18.99305534362793px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Read the list of&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.sqlintersection.com/shows/april13/sessions.aspx?s=2"&gt;SQL Server sessions&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;here. &amp;nbsp;On top of the list of outstanding sessions to attend, I'll be giving a keynote on Tuesday afternoon. Witness:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;font-size:13.333333969116211px;line-height:18.99305534362793px;text-align:center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/iSQL-Keynote.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sqlintersection.com/shows/images/schedulepdfs/Sp2013_SQL%20Sched_v2.pdf"&gt;&lt;img class="aligncenter  wp-image-5597" alt="iSQL Keynote" width="757" height="621" style="border:0px;cursor:default;display:block;margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;" src="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/iSQL-Keynote.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;font-size:13.333333969116211px;line-height:18.99305534362793px;"&gt;So the only thing between the attendees and the booze in the reception hall is our keynote address?!? &amp;nbsp;Oh yeah, that's going to go down real smooth, isn't it? &amp;nbsp;I'll last about as long as a puny henchman between James Bond and the villain of the movie. &amp;nbsp;Sumeet Bansal, from Fusion-IO, will have to survive until the credits roll. &amp;nbsp;We'll be talking about high performance computing on SQL Server 2012 with an eye towards high availability, AlwaysOn, and Availability Groups.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;font-size:13.333333969116211px;line-height:18.99305534362793px;"&gt;If you're in Las Vegas, I hope to see you there! &amp;nbsp;If not, you should consider coming to this excellent conference.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;font-size:13.333333969116211px;line-height:18.99305534362793px;"&gt;-Kevin&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;font-size:13.333333969116211px;line-height:18.99305534362793px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/kekline"&gt;-Follow me on Twitter!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Learn More About SQL Server IO and Query Tuning in These Webcasts</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2012/12/14/learn-more-about-sql-server-io-and-query-tuning-in-these-webcasts.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:50:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:46662</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>
&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;line-height:19px;"&gt;I'm doing two new webcasts next week on Wednesday, December 19th, one in the morning and the other after lunch.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;line-height:19px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2 style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;line-height:19px;"&gt;SSDs are a Game Changer for SQL Server Storage&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;line-height:19px;"&gt;No, session is not exclusively about SSDs. &amp;nbsp;But this is my first session on IO and storage tuning that emphasizes SSDs over hard disks. &amp;nbsp;As Bob Dylan said "Times, they are a'changin'". &amp;nbsp;This session on Wednesday, December 19th at 11:30 AM EST, sponsored by Astute Networks, takes you through all of the basics of storage and IO tuning, regardless of the underlying storage technology. &amp;nbsp;I'll show you how SQL Server handles storage structures, how to identify IO activity on Windows and SQL Server, and best practices for minimizing IO bottlenecks. &amp;nbsp;Register now for:&lt;a title="Kevin Kline's Storage IO Best Practices for SQL Server" href="http://bit.ly/UcXYI3"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Storage IO Best Practices for SQL Server and a New Approach to Solving Application Performance Issues&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;line-height:19px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2 style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;line-height:19px;"&gt;Write Better SQL Queries&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;line-height:19px;"&gt;The next webcast on Wednesday, December 19th at 2 PM EST, is with me, Aaron Bertrand &amp;nbsp;(&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/#!/AaronBertrand"&gt;Twitter&amp;nbsp;&lt;/a&gt;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://sqlblog.com/blogs/aaron_bertrand/rss.aspx"&gt;Blog&lt;/a&gt;)&amp;nbsp;and SQLCruise Impresario &amp;amp; Microsoft MVP Tim Ford &amp;nbsp;(&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/#!/sqlagentman"&gt;Twitter&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.ford-it.com/sqlagentman/"&gt;Blog&lt;/a&gt;)&amp;nbsp;as we take you through the query tuning process, discussing important DMVs to use during query tuning, as well as demonstrating several essential query tuning techniques that every SQL developer should know. &amp;nbsp;Not only are we presenting an hour of top quality technical content, we’ll also be giving away some cool prizes, including the grand prize of a paid registration for the upcoming&amp;nbsp;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://elink.sqlsentry.net/c/1/?aId=67857085&amp;amp;requestId=b34612-273953cd-e600-4a18-979a-a9f2ded860bd&amp;amp;rId=lead-a407ed107f65de119513001e0b614992-c233a49718324979b0d8efc0614ff5d0&amp;amp;ea=aunefuonetre=pbz=vagrepreir&amp;amp;dUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fsqlcruise.com%2F2013-cruises%3F_cldee%3DbmhhcnNoYmFyZ2VyQGludGVyY2VydmUuY29t&amp;amp;uId=0"&gt;SQLCruise Miami&lt;/a&gt;, a $1,395 value! &amp;nbsp;Register now for:&amp;nbsp;&lt;a title="SQL Server Query Tuning Best Practices, Hosted by Kevin Kline, Aaron Bertrand, and Tim Ford" href="http://bit.ly/UskPPm"&gt;SQL Server Query Tuning Best Practices, Hosted by Kevin Kline and Aaron Bertrand with special guest Tim Ford&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;line-height:19px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;line-height:19px;"&gt;I hope to see you at both of these sessions next week! &amp;nbsp;Best regards,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;line-height:19px;"&gt;-Kev&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;line-height:19px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Kevin E. Kline on Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/kekline"&gt;-Follow me on Twitter!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>PASS Summit 2012, Slide Decks</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2012/11/12/pass-summit-2012-slide-decks.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2012 17:02:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:46106</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>&lt;p style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', 'Bitstream Charter', Times, serif;line-height:19px;"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ok, I have to admit the painful truth. I'm reliably slow to the finish line. This year, I got my slides into PASS HQ by the skin of my teeth, the weekend before the event was to begin. &amp;nbsp;Although I could say with a straight face "I uploaded my slides!". &amp;nbsp;I have to be honest that I wasn't surprised when many of my attendees said that they weren't available for download by the time my session started. &amp;nbsp;OTOH, I also have to say that I&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;really&amp;nbsp;&lt;/em&gt;do prefer for attendees to focus on the presentation while it's being presented and that they should grab the slides afterwards. &amp;nbsp;But that's just my personal preference.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Having said all of that, I'm going to post my three session slide decks here so that you can grab them in case PASS has to take a while longer to get them posted. &amp;nbsp;If you don't mind, the PASS program committee has introduced a new electronic feedback system. &amp;nbsp;PLEASE PROVIDE FEEDBACK!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(Click on the session title to download the zip file of the slide deck).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;a href="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/PASS-TV-Gaining-Executive-Support.zip"&gt;PASS TV - Gaining Executive Support&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;This brief session is all about convincing your boss to do something you want - telecommute, make a big purchase of hardware or software, bring in a consultant, and so forth. &amp;nbsp;&lt;a title="PASS Summit 2012 PASS TV" href="http://www.sqlpass.org/summit/2012/Sessions/MoreLearning/PASSTV.aspx"&gt;See the PASS TV schedule for other sessions.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;a href="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Winning-Influence-in-IT-Teams.zip"&gt;Winning Influence in IT Teams&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Abstract&lt;/strong&gt;: Ever wanted to convince the boss to try something new, but didn't know where to start? Ever tried to lead your peers toward an innovative, fresh idea only to fail to achieve your goals? This session teaches you the eight techniques of influencing IT professionals and the means of communicating your ideas upward to management and out to teammates so that you can innovate and achieve change in your organization. &amp;nbsp;You'll learn the fundamental difference between influence and authority and how you can achieve a high degree of influence without explicit authority. You'll also learn the eight techniques of influencing IT professionals, when to apply them, and how to best use them. And you'll discover the communication and procedural techniques that ensure your ideas get a hearing by bosses and peers, and how to best win support for them.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://guidebook.com/guide/4264/feedback/70299/3494"&gt;Evaluate Session&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;a href="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Managing-SQL-Server-in-a-Virtual-World.zip"&gt;Managing SQL Server in a Virtual World&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;This session rocked the house! We had standing room only probably at 20 to 30 minutes before start time. Our attendance was over 500, but we probably could've filled the biggest 700+ person room. &amp;nbsp;A special thanks to my friend David Klee (&lt;a title="David Klee's Blog" href="http://davidklee.net/"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a title="David Klee's Twitter Feed" href="http://twitter.com/kleegeek"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;) &amp;nbsp;for tag-teaming with my like mega-nerd luchadors.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Abstract&lt;/strong&gt;: Why are so many organizations implementing VMware, and what does it mean for SQL Server DBAs? In this deep-dive session, you'll see that when configured and managed properly, SQL Server can run just as well in a virtual environment as a physical one.&amp;nbsp;We'll review the benefits VMware provides, including hardware abstraction, easier failover, and simpler capacity planning. We'll also explore key tips to help administer a SQL Server instance running inside a virtual machine. You'll learn the differences in general administration, disaster recovery, and high availability on VMs; get a better understanding of activity and performance trends on VMs; and learn how to ensure effective capacity planning and optimal performance on VMs. If you’ve ever had a virtual deployment go bad, or if you’re struggling to manage the performance of virtualized SQL Servers, be sure to catch this session.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://guidebook.com/guide/4264/feedback/70299/3495"&gt;Evaluate Session&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Come See Me. I'll Probably Be Just Down the Street Soon!</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2012/07/31/come-see-me-i-ll-probably-be-just-down-the-street-soon.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:02:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:44524</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>&lt;p style="line-height:19px;"&gt;Even though I've recently changed jobs, I'll still be speaking at a lot of SQL events across the country and internationally. &amp;nbsp;There are still a few trips that I've yet to finalize, in particular with the fine folks in Houston, run by my friend Nancy Hidy (&lt;a title="Nancy Hidy-Wilson's Blog" href="http://kevinekline.com/wp-admin/nancyhidywilson.wordpress.com"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a title="Nancy Hidy-Wilson's Twitter Feed" href="http://twitter.com/nancyhidywilson"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;), and my friends in San Francisco and Silicon Valley, run by my friend Mark Ginnebaugh (&lt;a title="Mark Ginnebaugh's Blog" href="http://www.designmind.com/blog"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a title="Mark Ginnebaugh's Twitter Feed" href="http://twitter.com/markginnebaugh"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;). &amp;nbsp;Also, do to some missed deadlines, it looks like I won't be speaking at the Nordic SQL Rally this fall. My bad! &amp;nbsp;On the other hand, you can see when checking my roster, that I hardly have time to catch my breath with this travel schedule.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;"&gt;I'll also be doing several on-line events with the&amp;nbsp;&lt;a title="PASS Professional Development Virtual Chapter" href="http://prof-dev.sqlpass.org/"&gt;PASS Professional Development Virtual Chapter&lt;/a&gt;, run by Mark Caldwell (&lt;a title="Mark Caldwell's Blog" href="http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/markc"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;&lt;a title="Mark &amp;quot;Ajarn&amp;quot; Caldwell's Twitter Feed" href="http://twitter.com/ajarnmark"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;), through out the year.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;"&gt;Here's what's on the docket up through the start of the holiday season:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2 style="line-height:19px;"&gt;New York City&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Kevin Kline Speaks at SQL Saturday 158 in NYC" href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/158/eventhome.aspx"&gt;SQL Saturday 158&lt;/a&gt;, August 4&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2 style="line-height:19px;"&gt;The Colorado User Group Tour&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a title="Boulder SQL Server user group" href="https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups#!forum/boulder-sql-server-users-group"&gt;Boulder PASS user group meeting&lt;/a&gt;, August 14&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Colorado Springs SQL Server User Group" href="http://www.springssql.sqlpass.org/"&gt;Colorado Springs PASS user group meeting&lt;/a&gt;, August 15 (Register here for&amp;nbsp;&lt;a title="Registration for the Colorado Springs, CO user group meeting" href="http://kevinklinesprings.eventbrite.com/"&gt;Colorado Springs PASS user group meeting&lt;/a&gt;).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Denver, CO PASS user group" href="http://denver.sqlpass.org/"&gt;Denver PASS user group meeting&lt;/a&gt;, August 16&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;Comatose, August 17 (Not an actual city in CO).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2 style="line-height:19px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Orlando&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Kevin Kline Teaches SQL Server Performance Tuning" href="http://www.eventbrite.com/event/3895236758?ref=ebtn"&gt;SQL Saturday Performance Tuning Pre-Con&lt;/a&gt;, September 28&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Kevin Kline Speaks at SQL Saturday 151" href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/151/eventhome.aspx"&gt;SQL Saturday 151&lt;/a&gt;, September 29&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2 style="line-height:19px;"&gt;Online&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="SSWUG Fall vConference" href="http://www.vconferenceonline.com/event/home.aspx?id=661"&gt;SSWUG 2012 Fall vConference&lt;/a&gt;, Oct 2-4, (Please register using code 'VCKEVIN'. I will personally hug you, virtually.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2 style="line-height:19px;"&gt;Lincoln&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Kevin Kline's Real World Database Configuration and Tuning Full-Day Seminar" href="http://sqlsat165kevinkline.eventbrite.com/"&gt;SQL Saturday Performance Tuning Pre-Con&lt;/a&gt;, October 5&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Kevin Kline Speaks at SQL Saturday 165 in Lincoln, NE" href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/eventhome.aspx"&gt;SQL Saturday 165&lt;/a&gt;, October 6&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2 style="line-height:19px;"&gt;Cedar Rapids&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="East Iowa SQL Server User Group" href="http://www.380pass.org/"&gt;East Iowa PASS user group meeting&lt;/a&gt;, Oct 8 TBD&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Quad Cities Iowa SQL Server User Group" href="http://qcpass.sqlpass.org/"&gt;Quad City PASS user group meeting&lt;/a&gt;, Oct 9 TBD&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2 style="line-height:19px;"&gt;Nashville (Go Titans!)&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Leadership for IT Pros Full Day Seminar" href="http://www.eventbrite.com/event/3834146034?utm_source=eb_email&amp;amp;utm_medium=email&amp;amp;utm_campaign=new_eventv2&amp;amp;utm_term=eventname_text"&gt;SQL Saturday Leadership Skills for IT Pros Pre-Con&lt;/a&gt;, October 12&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="Kevin Kline Speaks at SQL Saturday 146 in Nashville" href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/145/eventhome.aspx"&gt;SQL Saturday 145&lt;/a&gt;, October 13&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2 style="line-height:19px;"&gt;Seattle&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a title="SQL Connections and Dev Connections Events" href="http://devconnections.com/shows/fall2012/default.aspx?s=191"&gt;SQL Connections&lt;/a&gt;, Las Vegas, Nov 1-4&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sqlpass.org/summit/2012/"&gt;PASS Summit 2012&lt;/a&gt;, Seattle, Nov 6-9&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Let me know if you're nearby and if you're coming to any of these events. &amp;nbsp;I'd enjoy seeing you personally and getting a chance to shake your hand!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;"&gt;Hope to see you soon,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;"&gt;-Kevin&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;"&gt;-&lt;a title="Kevin E. Kline's Twitter Feed" href="http://twitter.com/kekline"&gt;Follow me on Twitter!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="line-height:19px;"&gt;-More content at&amp;nbsp;&lt;a title="Kevin Kline's Professional Blog" href="http://kevinekline.com/"&gt;http://KevinEKline.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>And the winner of the SQLBits8 Pub Quiz is... [drumroll please]</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2011/04/19/and-the-winner-of-the-sqlbits8-pub-quiz-is-drumroll-please.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 18:21:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:35026</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Carley had to rescue me from the bingo set!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://KevinEKline.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5063/5600715970_4c0e99188f_d.jpg" alt="" height="225" width="301"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wow - what a great trip through Europe!  Normally, I bounce back after a day of downtime when dealing with jet lag.  Basically, when we land in whatever eastward time zone I've flown to, I stay up until a reasonable bed time.  Then, on the following day I'm &lt;em&gt;usually&lt;/em&gt; ready to go at full speed.  I'm not exactly sure what I did wrong this time, but jet lag completely kicked my rear.  Maybe I didn't stay properly hydrated?  Maybe I didn't adjust my diet properly.  Or maybe, as a lot of my buddies are constantly telling me, I'm getting too old for this.  But whatever the reasons, I was pretty much worthless until Friday - &lt;em&gt;two days&lt;/em&gt; after I arrived.

&lt;a href="http://www.sqlbits.com" title="SQLBits, not available in bite size chunks" target="_blank"&gt;SQLBits8&lt;/a&gt; was in beautiful and sunny Brighton, which everyone local to the area assures me that it's not usually either.  The crowd was large (in number, not in weight) and enthusiastic.  We did two rollickin' fun lunch time vendor sessions, one being the SQL Pub Quiz.

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;And the winner is...Mark!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kevinekline.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/SQLBits8-P40707071-225x300.jpg" class="size-medium wp-image-1637" title="SQLBits8 P4070707" alt="" height="300" width="225"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'll tell you about the other one, the monster "Horror Stories" session, tomorrow in a separate blog post.  We used a bingo pub quiz approach and using, I have to say, a form of bingo I'd never before seen in my life.  Despite my idiocy, we managed to have some good fun.

The big winner for day one at SQLBits was &lt;strong&gt;Mark Dodd&lt;/strong&gt;, shown above.  Congrats Mark, and thanks for coming to our SQL Pub Quiz session!  The questions were a mix of SQL Server specific questions with general IT industry trivia.  Care to try your hand?  Here are the first five questions from the SLQ Pub Quiz (answers at bottom):
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;Q1: Microsoft wasn’t the originator of SQL Server. Tracing its lineage back, what company was the originator of SQL Server?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;Q2: This should be an easy one for you, what does RAID mean?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;Q3: What’s the maximum number of non-clustered indexes per table for a 64-bit instance of SQL Server 2008 R2?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;Q4: Computing pioneer Grace Hopper initially coined this term meaning “a problem in the computer system”. What is that still commonly used term?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;Q5: If a LAN is a Local Area Network and a WAN is a Wide Area Network, what is a SAN?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;
Most people don't have a long memory for specifics like acronyms or the specific upper limit of some setting or other inside of SQL Server, the OS, or whatever.  I think a lot of folks were surprised by how much they rely on the internet to answer their basic questions.  After all, if you know how to look it up, why remember it?

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;I wasn't trying to eat the candy. The jet lag turned me zombie - I was trying to eat Richard's brain.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/SQLBits8-P4070702.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/SQLBits8-P4070702-300x225.jpg" class="size-medium wp-image-1638" title="SQLBits8 P4070702" alt="" height="225" width="300"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I also was able to learn a few new things about Great Britain on this trip.  For example, folks love "rock".  I'd call the stuff simply "peppermint" but then I'd be waaay wrong.  It's evidently something made locally that you can pick up in any British tourist spot, kind of like taffy here in the US.  There was a lot of candy on hand in the booth as well.  I think I gained about 12 pounds on this trip.

More stories about SQLBits8 tomorrow!

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Enjoy,

-Kev

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Follow me on Twitter at &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/kekline" title="C'mon, I need your help here!" target="_blank"&gt;KEKline&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;More content at &lt;a href="http://KevinEKline.com" title="My website" target="_blank"&gt;http://KevinEKline.com&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;P.S. I didn't forget.  Answers from the pub quiz - A1: Sybase, A2: Redundant Array of Independent/Inexpensive Disks, A3: 999, A4: Bug, A5: A Storage Area Network

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&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>See You in St Louis, and then London, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Stockholm, and York, UK</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2010/09/07/see-you-in-st-louis-and-then-london-amsterdam-copenhagen-stockholm-and-york-uk.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 20:55:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:28610</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>&lt;div&gt;
Good grief, there's a lot of travel in my future.  &amp;lt;sigh ... deep breath&amp;gt; It'll be exhausting and it'll be hard to lose so much time with the family.  But if I'm able to avoid travel mishaps, it'll be fun.
&lt;h2&gt;&lt;em&gt; &lt;/em&gt;
&lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stlssug.org/images/home-pic1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.stlssug.org/images/home-pic1.jpg" class=" " alt="" width="360" height="276"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;em&gt;Meet Me In St. Louis&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
I'll be speaking in St. Louis, MO on Tuesday, September 14th for their mid-day meeting.  The details, as I have them, are:
&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tuesday, September 14, 2010 1-4pm&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;Location: Microsoft St. Louis Office, Three City Place Drive, Suite 1100, St. Louis, MO 63141
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.microsoft.com/about/companyinformation/usaoffices/northcentral/stlouis.mspx"&gt;http://www.microsoft.com/about/companyinformation/usaoffices/northcentral/stlouis.mspx&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;Parking is in the garage behind / next to the building.  There is an entrance to the building from the 2nd floor in the garage.
&lt;a href="http://www.stlssug.org/docs/2010_September_14_Meeting_Announcement.doc"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stlssug.org/docs/2010_September_14_Meeting_Announcement.doc"&gt;Additional details and instructions on how to log in&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Speaker&lt;/b&gt;: Kevin Kline, Quest Software
&lt;b&gt;Topic&lt;/b&gt;: SQL Server Internals and Architecture
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Speaker&lt;/b&gt;: Kevin Kline, Quest Software
&lt;b&gt;Topic&lt;/b&gt;: SQL Statement Tuning with Query Optimizer Strategies&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;
I'll be giving away free t-shirts, posters, an eBook or three, and backrubs (super-models, only).
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;em&gt;SQL Bits, On the Cheap&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;div&gt;
&lt;a href="http://sqlbits.com/information/Pricing.aspx"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.livingtravel.com/europe/england/yorkshire_northeast/York8.jpg" class=" " title="York Cathedral a.k.a. &amp;quot;York Minster&amp;quot;" alt="" width="305" height="500"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I’ve tweeted previously about the &lt;a href="http://sqlbits.com/" title="SQLBits" target="_blank"&gt;SQL Bits conference&lt;/a&gt; in York on September 30th – October 2nd, but this is my first blog post about it.  Now is the time to settle your plans to attend.  And while you're settling those plans, take advantage of Quest Software's 20% discount on the Thursday and Friday sessions requiring payment.  Just be sure to use  the code &lt;strong&gt;QST20 &lt;/strong&gt;when you register.
The Saturday is free for everyone.  Note - I said FREE.  So if you're struggling to convince your boss of the  value of the time off and cost required to attend these events, then at least plan to attend Saturday.  But as you can see &lt;a href="http://sqlbits.com/information/Pricing.aspx" title="Inexpensive and Affordable" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;, the prices are quite low compared to most other conferences of similar quality.
I firmly  believe the standard for &lt;a href="http://sqlbits.com/information/PublicSpeakers.aspx" title="SQL Bits Speakers" target="_blank"&gt;speakers&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://sqlbits.com/information/Agenda.aspx" title="SQL Bits Agenda" target="_blank"&gt;content&lt;/a&gt; at SQLBits is second to none in the UK.  I'll be a wallflower in comparison to other friends of mine also speaking at the event, such as &lt;a href="http://www.brentozar.com/" title="Brent Ozar Blog" target="_blank"&gt;Brent Ozar&lt;/a&gt;, a MCM SQL Server and former colleague now working with SQLSkills, &lt;a href="http://blogs.msdn.com/b/buckwoody/" title="Buck Woody Blog" target="_blank"&gt;Buck Woody&lt;/a&gt;, the well-known "Real World DBA" and senior technical specialist from Microsoft, as well as many other SQL Server MVPs, authors, and speakers, such as the event organizer, &lt;a href="http://sqlblog.com/controlpanel/blogs/sqlblogcasts.com/blogs/simons/" title="Simon says &amp;quot;Go to SQLBits!&amp;quot;" target="_blank"&gt;Simon Sabin&lt;/a&gt;, and Quest Software SQL Server expert and editor-in-chief of SQLServerPedia, &lt;a href="http://www.iainkick.com/archive/2010/08/sql-bits-7-massive-discount/" title="Massive Discounts, I say!" target="_blank"&gt;Iain Kick&lt;/a&gt;.  Some sessions I'm looking forward to include:
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
	
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Monitoring and Tuning Parallel Query Execution - Part II – R Meyyappan&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
	
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Where the bl**dy h*** are you? (Spatial Data Visualisation)  - Rob Farley &lt;/strong&gt;(all the way from Adelaide, Australia)&lt;strong&gt;
&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
	
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Introduction to Performance Analysis and Tuning – Simon Sabin&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
	
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Oracle for SQL Server DBAs – Gavin Payne&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
	
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Lies, Damned Lies And Statistics. Making The Most Out of SQL Server Statistics - Maciej Pilecki &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
	
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Extreme scaling with SQL Azure – Martin Schmidt&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
	
&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Automating SSIS - Andre Kamman&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div&gt;
Attendance  will definitely enhance your skills and ability to do your job. The added bonus is that York is a  lovely place to visit with a beautiful and storied cathedral, so I highly recommend the event for all SQL  Server professionals.
Prior to SQLBits, I'll be presenting in London, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, and Stockholm.  I hope you can attend an event closer to you if you cannot make it to York!
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;em&gt;And Just to Make Sure I'm Thoroughly Frozen...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://sqlsaturday.com/58/eventhome.aspx"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.teambuildinginc.com/images_cities/Minneapolis.jpg" class=" " alt="" width="484" height="392"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;While I usually have a policy against visiting places cold enough to die between the front door and the mailbox, I'll be stopping in at SQL Saturday 58 in Minnesota for a SQL Saturday taking place on &lt;em&gt;Friday &lt;/em&gt;(not a typo), October 29th, the day after my birthday.  I'll be 21 years old and, since I'm now of legal drinking age, you should by me a drink.  The event organizer, as well as my friend and fellow MVP, &lt;a href="http://stratesql.com/" title="He's Promised to do a Polar Bear Dip in his skivvies for the event" target="_blank"&gt;Jason Strate&lt;/a&gt;, just &lt;span style="text-decoration:underline;"&gt;has &lt;/span&gt;to be different by holding the event on a Friday, eh? Track the event on twitter using the hash tag #sqlsat58.
Read all the details &lt;a href="http://sqlsaturday.com/58/eventhome.aspx" title="At least there's frozen custard!" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; and register asap!
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Once finished in Minnesota, I'll barely get a breather in before heading right back out for the big &lt;a href="http://www.sqlpass.org/summit/na2010/" title="I'll be staying thru Saturday this year" target="_blank"&gt;PASS 2010 Summit&lt;/a&gt; in Seattle from Nov 8 -11.
Hope to see you at one of these events soon!
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Best regards,
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;-Kevin
&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/kekline" title="&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Skwawk Skwawk!&amp;lt;&amp;lt;" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/kekline" title="&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Skwawk Skwawk!&amp;lt;&amp;lt;" target="_blank"&gt;Twitter @kekline&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;More content at &lt;a href="http://KevinEKline.com" title="Dat's a Spicy Meatball!" target="_blank"&gt;http://KevinEKline.com&amp;nbsp; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;div id="refHTML"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>SQL Saturday is Coming to Nashville! Won't You?</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2010/05/17/sql-saturday-is-coming-to-nashville-won-t-you.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 02:42:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:25238</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>&lt;h1&gt;How 'Bout a Little Context?&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let me be direct with you.&amp;nbsp; I love &lt;a href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/" title="The Object of My 
Affectation, er, Affection" target="_blank"&gt;SQL Saturday&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;
 If it were a &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000161/" title="Truth be told, if I'm gonna fantasize about 
marrying the unattainable, it'd be this woman." target="_blank"&gt;woman&lt;/a&gt;,
 I'd marry it.&amp;nbsp; (Avoiding all extraneous thoughts of what my &lt;i&gt;real &lt;/i&gt;wife
 would say, etc etc). &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Check out this fun &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/m-i-k-e/sets/72157623750844255/" title="Flickr pickr 
in Chicagr" target="_blank"&gt;Flickr Feed from the recent SQL Saturday in Chicago&lt;/a&gt; 
or &lt;a href="http://twitpic.com/1g9q8j" title="@BrentO and I bustin' da rhymes!" target="_blank"&gt;these picks&lt;/a&gt; by Jorge Segara (&lt;a href="http://sqlchicken.com/" target="_blank" title="Neither feathered, nor delicious when battered and fried"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;
 | &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/sqlchicken" target="_blank" title="He's like the San Diego Chicken, but for 
SQL Server - oh and with less mascot equipment"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;) to see the sort of fun
 that's in store.&amp;nbsp; But who can argue with a day of free SQL Server 
training and a chance to network with great presenters and a wide swath 
of your peers?&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="mceTemp mceIEcenter"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/m-i-k-e/4528329686/in/set-72157623750844255/.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/yo-mama-01.jpg" class="size-full wp-image-542 " title="Kevin &amp;amp; Brent Keynote" alt="Kevin keynoting with Brent Ozar at the Chicago SQL Saturday" width="455" height="313"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Keynotes are more fun when the put-downs fly!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I've tried to support SQL Saturday as much as I can since Andy Warren
 (&lt;a href="http://www.sqlandy.com/" target="_blank" title="He's one of the original founders of 
SQLServerCentral and is, in fact, so old that he signed the original 
Articles of Confederacy"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/sqlandy" target="_blank" title="Not 
to be mistaken for SQLOpey, SQLGomer, or other citizens of SQLMayberry"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;)
 launched the program a couple years back and have spoken at several.&amp;nbsp; 
You might say to yourself, "Self, Kevin works for a &lt;a href="http://sqlserver.quest.com/" title="The Most 
Awesome Database Vendor on the Planet!  Check Please..." target="_blank"&gt;vendor&lt;/a&gt;. Don't they &lt;i&gt;want&lt;/i&gt; him to speak at as 
many SQL Saturdays as is humanly possible?"&amp;nbsp; Well, Mr. Self, you'd be 
mistaken.&amp;nbsp; You see there's a keyword in the name that might reveal why 
my employer doesn't provide unlimited enthusiasm for me to speak ... 
it's the &lt;i&gt;SATURDAY&lt;/i&gt; part of the whole thing.&amp;nbsp; Yes, of course, my 
employer wants me there.&amp;nbsp; But they also recognize that Saturdays are my 
own and that, if I spend a day or two there on the weekend (including 
the travel time), then that's a sacrifice of my own choice.&amp;nbsp; I would 
still need to be at work and on task bright and early on Monday 
morning.&amp;nbsp; Not that they'd make me, it's just that my job is the sort 
that work is never simply skipped, it is only ever &lt;i&gt;deferred&lt;/i&gt;.&amp;nbsp; So 
if I took a comp day, which they'd gladly provide, I'd still have to 
finish the work somehow, someway.&amp;nbsp; All of this goes to say that I 
really, really love SQL Saturday, the community vibe that it creates, 
the volunteers who drive it, the folks who attend.&amp;nbsp; So I'm happy to give
 up a few days throughout the year to support it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h1&gt;Come to Nashville in August!&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;Guitar, Cowboy Boots, Cowboy Hat, and Tight Denim &lt;u&gt;NOT&lt;/u&gt; 
Required&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My good friends Joe Webb (&lt;a href="http://webbtechsolutions.com/blog/" target="_blank" title="He's awesome, 
despite being an Auburn fan and graduate."&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/joewebb" target="_blank" title="Follow Joe!"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;) and Louis Davidson (&lt;a href="http://kevinekline.com/wp-admin/sqlblog.com/blogs/louis_davidson/default.aspx" target="_blank" title="Dr. SQL is his name and DB Design is his game 
(Note: not a real doctor)"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;
 | &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/drsql" target="_blank" title="They called him &amp;quot;Dr Squeel&amp;quot; in 
medical school"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;) have been angling to host a
 SQL Saturday here in Nashville for quite a while.&amp;nbsp; As co-leaders of &lt;a href="http://nashville.sqlpass.org/" target="_blank" title="Y'all come back now, y'hear?"&gt;the local PASS chapter in middle 
Tennessee&lt;/a&gt;, it made a lot of sense to host an event like this.&amp;nbsp; I 
wasn't at all resistant to the idea, I just didn't want to do the work 
myself.&amp;nbsp; However, they did a great job of getting the ball rolling and 
even took on the majority of work themselves.&amp;nbsp; Together with other 
volunteers in our local chapter - Shelton Dickson, Roberto Lopez, and &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/christinaleo" target="_blank" title="Her Italian-ness is extra zesty"&gt;Christina Leo&lt;/a&gt; - we've all set
 to work to host SQL Saturday #51. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The event will be hosted on 
Saturday, August 21st at the shiny new facility of &lt;a href="http://www.nscc.edu/" target="_blank" title="They're not even charging for these excellent facilities!"&gt;Nashville 
State Community College&lt;/a&gt; located at 120 White Bridge Rd.  Nashville, 
TN 37209:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tbr.state.tn.us/schools/default.aspx?id=3224"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.tbr.state.tn.us/uploadedImages/Schools_and_Campuses/Community_College_Profiles/Nashville_State_Technical_Community_College/Nashville%20State%20Library%20and%20Student%20life.jpg" alt="Provided at No Charge by the Wonderful Folks at Nashville State 
Community College" title="NCSS" class="aligncenter" width="200" height="170"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If
 you'd like to attend, check out all the details &lt;a href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/51/eventhome.aspx" target="_blank" title="SQL Saturday in Nashville. What could be better, I ask?"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Joe Webb 
and Christina Leo get all the credit for logistics.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If
 you'd like to speak, read the details in our call for speakers &lt;a href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/51/callforspeakers.aspx" target="_blank" title="Call for Presenters Who Can Say &amp;quot;Y'all&amp;quot;
 is Open"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; 
Louis Davidson is running the program selection process.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If
 you'd like to sponsor, sign up on-line &lt;a href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/51/sponsors.aspx" target="_blank" title="In the
 words of David Copperfield, &amp;quot;Please sir, may I have 
another?&amp;quot;"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; This one 
is my responsibility.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;It's free to register, there 
is a $10 fee if you want us to provide lunch.&amp;nbsp; And remember, &lt;i&gt;seats 
always fill up fast!&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;If you're going to attend 
and you have a twitter account, be sure to tweet using #sqlsat51!&amp;nbsp; &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2 style="text-align:center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;I hope 
to see you there in August!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;</description></item><item><title>Join Me May 19th for 24 Hours of PASS</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2010/04/26/join-me-may-19th-for-24-hours-of-pass.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 14:16:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:24579</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://r20.rs6.net/tn.jsp?et=1103309079192&amp;amp;s=12702&amp;amp;e=001gzGzoQWNOUsjFujLwMmO4PXzbygaF5fdku5SaYPWbUZFYdvFwOOVeDMn2MXVUPhUdDXvrGrKN5lWICmQo4aFkmwkh8PZytaUrVzvHHz7RySzSepLlGuiT6YwgI4KHag4I8HOpslFpBI=" target="_blank" title="Register Now!"&gt;&lt;img src="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/24HOP.jpg" alt="" title="24HOP" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-517" width="601" height="151"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Join Us for 24 Hours of SQL Server Training&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;(with a special focus on SQL Server 2008 R2)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align:center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Did I mention that your Cohorts in Crime 
(that be &lt;a href="http://r20.rs6.net/tn.jsp?et=1103309079192&amp;amp;s=12702&amp;amp;e=001gzGzoQWNOUuOZjF-KrHxujYlsOQMesC-mjFLtFzLOWgl_FT1teNLftVY1iE8GydpQ1TGM9SLvJmNqxuu6UxYOAt5v1VqsjIFkexYTKE2pHD4rFc6-WLwjibWnqbvYhawz06OkxRZq6UwkwpcGq2lyhRfYCNqMpq0hlTqEy8k1LSsnHc1v0kUtKSWyPtJoRER" target="_blank" title="Take That, Access Programmer, erm, 
Evil-Doer!"&gt;me&lt;/a&gt;
 and &lt;a href="http://r20.rs6.net/tn.jsp?et=1103309079192&amp;amp;s=12702&amp;amp;e=001gzGzoQWNOUvBoTeroUXVe1dwpHetEIajlBdTK-g57SuIoCeuKCsh-N8Er7lNvCsXBK01xw7I7dLzSuI7e9Y-8YPHXCJxS2arZoRPGc3wd9t_S5TbyWQAYP-qzOKpnSzqeToRSz4OY19b7-KG-Bx3X31e3QqWtYUXGZHsyKnQC7x8JqCbtA3WaSbmgl-xKuQD" target="_blank" title="My Fist Will Defragment the Face of 
Criminals Everywhere!"&gt;Brent
 Ozar&lt;/a&gt;) are presenting?!?&lt;br&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The FREE &lt;a href="http://r20.rs6.net/tn.jsp?et=1103309079192&amp;amp;s=12702&amp;amp;e=001gzGzoQWNOUsjFujLwMmO4PXzbygaF5fdku5SaYPWbUZFYdvFwOOVeDMn2MXVUPhUdDXvrGrKN5lWICmQo4aFkmwkh8PZytaUrVzvHHz7RySzSepLlGuiT6YwgI4KHag4I8HOpslFpBI=" target="_blank"&gt;24 Hours of PASS&lt;/a&gt; event is bringing an exceptional 
lineup of SQL Server and BI experts to     your computer&amp;nbsp;starting at 
12:00 GMT (UTC) on &lt;b&gt;May 19&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://r20.rs6.net/tn.jsp?et=1103309079192&amp;amp;s=12702&amp;amp;e=001gzGzoQWNOUv9BzshqvEpgwFz2XgXW8b50msy2KWLG6SUXomR2ueFSBBlGRE8t0T3Gm8TFRUuAju_JJAJTk4sfASGuUxhKeZ_DnvhS8B1U3pNX_z7UuaJTzTpPFS_Jeffu-MFCaaZ-vodt5ipVGLca8kUGDZO0qkz" target="_blank"&gt;Get an in-depth look at     the hottest SQL Server and 
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intelligence and data management&amp;nbsp;innovations, and     much more.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;When does it  start? 12:00 GMT (UTC):&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;New York:&lt;/b&gt; 08:00&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Chicago:&lt;/b&gt; 07:00&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;San Francisco:&lt;/b&gt; 05:00&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;London:&lt;/b&gt; 13:00&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Paris:&lt;/b&gt; 14:00&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Moscow:&lt;/b&gt; 16:00&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Mumbai:&lt;/b&gt; 17:30&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Singapore:&lt;/b&gt; 20:00&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Sydney: &lt;/b&gt;22:00&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The roster of phenomenal speakers features many MVPs and top-rated 
presenters, including &lt;a href="http://r20.rs6.net/tn.jsp?et=1103309079192&amp;amp;s=12702&amp;amp;e=001gzGzoQWNOUvRttnKUIPgEfTwaZKi_dXRCm0ovRW61__s3U7eGggyi29sZlGbafhj1SG2mGAaJrtYaKN3pppoQkwoUVglQ0NNt9PML74oermOhrP3pnkU_s-D5oI8H-2koge2DYhQpFYO0KOXAqCE6WbYb52FnS10YDWdXr2oD9L_vSdZKCgcAdTJmLrHpEiNFo6fTZwgzEU=" target="_blank"&gt;Adam Machanic&lt;/a&gt;,&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://r20.rs6.net/tn.jsp?et=1103309079192&amp;amp;s=12702&amp;amp;e=001gzGzoQWNOUsRaxJ-QQCeYZucHSYDtsC3_l0d7zxFi0lAlAzS7a3AtrUnxJhfZu53TduvDTatyis5p_rmCC4zme5dDD7RsI1rA2TtnTg8o9M2x62WSbClCdcg7YB3Ky8BQCcLU7OvwLtDuSCJW2zj4M3fd08RypckBHINg1AnrCaTNzFvtursClTGPUB_O_OX" target="_blank"&gt;Andy Leonard&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://r20.rs6.net/tn.jsp?et=1103309079192&amp;amp;s=12702&amp;amp;e=001gzGzoQWNOUtk-d8XeuFcUzbuJ93heeDU3L7AodjJcYHIYRS5miiYyFKGkxiw6tD1ovm0CHNI7qs8_sinbPz5GCpKIlLIVwKRZNn5fYqjJ1K1MrUXs2cgmb0DHedjPK3Zd12MuppYDN0xRd6OGcpH9XY4kW_Ks5jjgrVRQ6baCs2liRiqcSgtgwSlNqG0QFKsIVsiRr6wckVPNPjmsRXEsg==" 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attend for FREE. Share this information with a friend or colleague.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PASS is looking forward to having you join us all for this 
exceptional event.     Please contact us at &lt;a href="mailto:24hrs@sqlpass.org" target="_blank"&gt;24hrs@sqlpass.org&lt;/a&gt; with any questions.&amp;nbsp; You can also find lots of general details at &lt;a href="http://www.sqlpass.org/24hours/2010/"&gt;http://www.sqlpass.org/24hours/2010/&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Free Training for You, Punishing Workload for Me. Thank You for Enjoying My Misery.</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/kevin_kline/archive/2010/02/09/free-training-for-you-punishing-workload-for-me-thank-you-for-enjoying-my-misery.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:12:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:22068</guid><dc:creator>KKline</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/stupid-road-construction-workers-copy.gif"&gt;&lt;img src="http://kevinekline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/stupid-road-construction-workers-copy-300x222.gif" class="size-medium wp-image-423" title="Everybody Needs a Little Training" alt="Everybody Needs a Little Training" width="300" align="texttop" height="222"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Everybody enjoys a little free training now and then.  I've got mountains of free training in the works.  Some of it is in-person and local while some are in webcast format.  Please join me as you're able!
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&lt;h3&gt;Tomorrow - Wednesday!&lt;/h3&gt;
Wed, Feb 10, 2010 &lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;12 pm (noon) MST&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.sqlpass.org/Events/ctl/ViewEvent/mid/521.aspx?ID=291" title="I made these mistakes so you don't have to." target="_blank"&gt;PASS DBA Virtual Chapter; Top 10 Administration Mistakes on SQL Server&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;There are a short list of mistakes that, if you know of them in advance and prepare for them, will make your life much easier.  This presentation shows you these mistakes, the "low hanging fruit" of database administration.  Once you apply the lessons learned from this session, you’ll find yourself performing at a higher level of efficiency and effectiveness than before.  &lt;a href="http://sqlserver.quest.com" title="Great MSSQL Products from a Great Company" target="_blank"&gt;Quest&lt;/a&gt; is sponsoring this and raffling off a copy of my book, &lt;i&gt;SQL in a Nutshell&lt;/i&gt;, and O-M-G a KINDLE!!!  (Free, but registration required.)  And if you haven't already done it, join &lt;a href="http://www.sqlpass.org" title="The Professional Association for SQL Server" target="_blank"&gt;PASS&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;h3&gt;Day After Tomorrow - Thursday!&lt;/h3&gt;
Thu, Feb 11, 2010 at 11 am EST - &lt;a href="http://www.quest.com/events/listdetails.aspx?contentid=10915&amp;amp;technology=34&amp;amp;prod=&amp;amp;prodfamily=&amp;amp;loc=" title="SQL Injection - All Too Common" target="_blank"&gt;Quest Software Pain of the Week; Understanding &amp;amp; Preventing SQL Injection Attacks&lt;/a&gt; - with Kevin Kline and K. Brian Kelley
&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;SQL Injection attacks is the most common hacker trick used on the Web and yet, one of the easiest to prevent. Learn what they are and why you need to be concerned about them. In this webcast, I and SQL Server MVP K. Brian Kelley (&lt;a href="http://sqlblog.com/controlpanel/blogs/www.sqlservercentral.com/blogs/brian_kelley/default.aspx" title="K.B.K. at SQLServerCentral" target="_blank"&gt;blog &lt;/a&gt;| &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/kbriankelley" title="He's also a youth minister" target="_blank"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;) will demonstrate different types of SQL injection attacks. You’ll learn how to find and block them to keep your databases safe, preventing disruptions to your organization. &lt;a href="http://sqlserver.quest.com/" title="Great MSSQL Products from a Great Company" target="_blank"&gt;Quest&lt;/a&gt; is sponsoring this as well and raffling off more goodies.  (Free, but registration required.)&lt;/p&gt;

Thu, Feb 11, 2010 at 6 pm CST - &lt;a href="http://www.nashdotnet.org/Home/tabid/76/ModuleID/408/ItemID/38/mctl/EventDetails/Default.aspx" title="Presenting in my home town, Nashvegas" target="_blank"&gt;Nashville .NET User Group; Ten Things DBAs Want .NET Developers to Know&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;Stereotypes abound for different types of people in the IT world. Developers think DBAs are control freaks. DBAs think developers are unruly cowboys. How do we overcome these differences? If you’re a developer, your best strategy is to manage your DBAs’ anxieties and demonstrate your competence and credibility. Attend this session to learn about 10 techniques that developers can apply to their code which will calm your DBAs’ fears and earn their admiration. Techniques include how to analyze a query plan and how to make sure your query is taking advantage of the best available indexes.  Attendance is free although registration is encouraged so we can get a good count for the food, plus there's free pizza and a raffle at the end.  Drinks afterwards at Chilis.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h3&gt;Coming Soon&lt;/h3&gt;
Mar 03, 2010 &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;FULL DAY OF FREE TRAINING&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;!&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt; - &lt;a href="http://www.vconferenceonline.com/shows/spring10/quest/register/multireg.asp?newmem=1" title="Live from Sunny Tucson, AZ" target="_blank"&gt;Quest Software SQL Server vConference; Troubleshooting and Performance Tuning&lt;/a&gt; with Kevin Kline, Brent Ozar, and Ariel Weil
&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;Join SQL Server MVPs, Kevin Kline and Brent Ozar (&lt;a href="http://www.brentozar.com" title="His blog's original name was &amp;quot;King of SQL Server&amp;quot; but felt it might be a tad haughty." target="_blank"&gt;blog &lt;/a&gt;| &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/brento" title="Many followers think it's about &amp;quot;B&amp;quot; Rentals." target="_blank"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;), along with Quest Product Manager &lt;a href="http://www.vconferenceonline.com/shows/spring10/quest/register/bio.asp?id=3" title="He doesn't blog or tweet, but he's a fricken genius!" target="_blank"&gt;Ari                             Weil&lt;/a&gt; —all from &lt;a href="http://sqlserver.quest.com" title="Trading under Qsft - buy our stock!" target="_blank"&gt;Quest Software&lt;/a&gt;—as they interactively present tips and tricks to help you monitor                             your SQL Server environment with ease. You’ll learn how to use Dynamic Management                             Views (DMVs) to simplify troubleshooting and significantly enhance SQL Server performance.                             The day consists of &lt;span style="text-decoration:underline;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;eight sessions with live Q&amp;amp;A&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt; - a great way to get answers to your questions straight from the source. Chat live with Quest experts. Plus, you can visit the Quest booth to download helpful resources like white papers, watch demos and more.  This virtual training day is free and you can attend the sessions that fit your needs - perfect for tight budgets and busy schedules.&lt;/p&gt;

Mar 06, 2010 - &lt;a href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/33/eventhome.aspx" title="Home of Bank of America - &amp;quot;May we wedgie your mortgage?&amp;quot;" target="_blank"&gt;PASS SQL Saturday, Charlotte, SC&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;p style="padding-left:30px;"&gt;The SQL Server Community will experience an event like no other in the Southeast region. Renowned speakers from around the world will gather in Charlotte, NC to share their knowledge on Microsoft SQL Server. This is your opportunity to meet, network with and learn from the SQL Community leading experts such as Andrew Kelly, Rick Heiges, John Welch, Brian Knight, Geoff Hiten, Andy Warren, Jessica M. Moss, Rafael Salas, Sergey Pustovit and Tim Ford. Also scheduled to present are current SQL PASS President Rushabh Mehta and former SQL PASS Presidents Wayne Snyder and Kevin Kline.&lt;/p&gt;

Mar 24, 2010 - &lt;a href="http://dba.sqlpass.org/" title="Details to come...eventually." target="_blank"&gt;PASS DBA Virtual Chapter&lt;/a&gt;; SQL Internals &amp;amp; Architecture
Apr 08, 2010 - &lt;a href="http://www.quest.com/backstage/pow.aspx" title="Details will be announced soon. Bring a friend." target="_blank"&gt;Quest Software Pain of the Week&lt;/a&gt;; The Admin's Guide to SQL Server w/ Buck Woody
Apr 12, 2010 - &lt;a href="http://houston.sqlpass.org/" title="The TN Titans &amp;gt; The Houston Texans. Nyah Nyah Nyah!" target="_blank"&gt;PASS Chapter, Houston&lt;/a&gt;; topic TBD
Apr 17, 2010 - &lt;a href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com/31/eventhome.aspx" title="In Which BrentO and I Will Shock, Amuse, and Entertain You. We might even talk about SQL Server." target="_blank"&gt;PASS SQL Saturday, Chicago&lt;/a&gt;; Keynoting w/ Brent Ozar
May 13, 2010 - &lt;a href="http://www.quest.com/backstage/pow.aspx" title="Buck Still Has to Write This Slide Deck" target="_blank"&gt;Quest Software Pain of the Week&lt;/a&gt;; SQL Server for the Oracle DBA w/ Buck Woody
May 13, 2010 - &lt;a href="http://louisville.sqlpass.org/" title="I'll miss the KY Derby by one week.  Dern!" target="_blank"&gt;PASS Chapter, Louisville&lt;/a&gt;; topic TBD
May 15, 2010 - &lt;a href="http://www.sqlsaturday.com" title="I hope it's on Saturday." target="_blank"&gt;PASS SQL Saturday, Louisville&lt;/a&gt;; topic TBD
May 22, 2010 - &lt;a href="http://www.indytechfest.com/Home.aspx" title="Website to host content soon... I think..." target="_blank"&gt;Indy Tech Fest&lt;/a&gt;; SQL Internals &amp;amp; Architecture

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