A light hearted post for a Friday…
A couple of days ago on Twitter I asked…
The replies flew in thick and fast, there are some fairly vindictive people out there in the Twitter community let me tell you so i thought it’d be fun to show you a sample! Let’s go with a couple of harmless non-evasive suggestions first from Jens Vestergaard and Randi Borys:
The screenshot one I particularly like. Those two are pretty tame though, if you want to get really nasty then try this suggestion from Brent Ozar:
Oh my word! In true “embrace and extend” style though Brent and Rob Farley built upon the idea:
Nasty!!! Mr Farley upped the cruelty ante though with his next suggestion which I think might be my favourite:
Do that to a green SQL developer and soon they’ll be thinking they’re in the seventh circle of Microsoft-tool-hell! Not to be out-done Brent replied with the ever popular:
I can think of a few variations on that theme – the hosts file might be one thing you might want to target.
Want to really make someone really angry? Kenneth Nielson has a suggestion:
If humiliation tactics are your bag Andy P has one for you:
And for the time-poor amongst you Koen Verbeeck offers:
Lastly if pure criminality is your bag, as it clearly is for Rowena Parsons, simply:
Check all of the suggestions here: https://twitter.com/jamiet/status/367264282045456384 and if you have any suggestions of your own please stick them in the comments below!