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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://sqlblog.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Andrew Kelly : Humor, Speaking</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/andrew_kelly/archive/tags/Humor/Speaking/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: Humor, Speaking</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2.1 SP2 (Build: 61129.1)</generator><item><title>PASS Conference Stories - Tagging No one :)</title><link>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/andrew_kelly/archive/2008/10/03/pass-conference-stories-tagging-no-one.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:26:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21093a07-8b3d-42db-8cbf-3350fcbf5496:9242</guid><dc:creator>Andrew Kelly</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><comments>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/andrew_kelly/comments/9242.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://sqlblog.com/blogs/andrew_kelly/commentrss.aspx?PostID=9242</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;Well this isn't really a funny story given the like the others given the destruction that occurred but here goes.&amp;#160; A number of years back PASS was at the Gaylord Palms in Orlando and we had a hurricane come thru a few days before the conference started. I had planned to come in a few days early anyway to play a few rounds of golf. Well the hurricane changed those plans somewhat as it roared right past Orlando.&amp;#160; Anyone who was already at the hotel was pretty much locked inside for the brunt of it. I thought this was kind of ironic since the entire central part of the atrium area was solid glass panels 50 foot overhead.&amp;#160; The wind and the rain was shaking and rattling the panels so much I thought they were all going to fall on everyone's heads. Many of them were leaking water during the peak of the storm and I remember they had guards at the doors to keep people in.&amp;#160; All I could think of was that I felt like a prisoner and the prison was about to collapse :) . Well it turned out there was minor damage to the hotel itself but I am sure the guy parked outside my room was not too happy when he saw the palm tree that had fallen on his car.&amp;#160; I did get to witness that from my window:).&amp;#160; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://sqlblog.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=9242" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://sqlblog.com/blogs/andrew_kelly/archive/tags/Speaking/default.aspx">Speaking</category><category domain="http://sqlblog.com/blogs/andrew_kelly/archive/tags/Humor/default.aspx">Humor</category></item></channel></rss>